When reached for comment, James Hetfield responded, “YEAH-YEAAAAH, WHOA.”

I mean technically you’re not supposed to put qtips in your ears either, but…

Hi, Stuart!

Ears and tails become couture, confirmed!

Oh shit. There goes the planet!

Your brown-eye lid 😜

I am desperately hoping the people I tell about my ideas will steal them so the project will exist without me having to do anything.

I’ll give you everything I own for this…

(Jokes on you, I don’t own anything)

Neat! Also, if anyone’s looking for the linuxmemes version:

“Tell me Father, should I convert?”

“Meh… I wouldn’t.”

🤡 We demand to be taken seriously.

Thanks, Norm.

This is why tab search is a thing 😭

They could be making their businesses “eat” the tariffs, but instead their people are eating good chocolate? That’s it, I’m heading down there, I’m sold.

Elon: “I want Grok to be an infallible source of truth.”

Engineer: “But that’s impos–you just want it to be you, don’t you.”

Elon: “Yes, make it me.”

So, during Bil’s man-to-man talk, Trump apparently said:

“They maybe had lunch with him or maybe had some correspondence for one thing or another,” he added. “If that name gets out, those people are destroyed because there’s not going to be any context.”

Innocent people thrown into concentration camps in El Salvador and Florida = OK

“Innocent” person has lunch with a pimp, procurer, and pedophile = THEY MUST BE PROTECTED

What a humanitarian 🙄

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core

I know, and it ruined a perfectly good psychoanalytical term, too.

Well, according to one source:

At X, her base salary was reportedly $6 million, according to Market Realist. In addition to this, she was eligible for up to $2 million in annual performance bonuses and received $4 million in stock options spread across a three-year term.

So if she stuck around another year she’d have gotten another ~$1.3 million in stock options. Guess she figured it wasn’t worth it.

I told my doctor I didn’t have any energy…